Aye Aye Aye what a day!

So far today I have managed to:

1. "Lose" my keys (which I later located in my purse) at 4:30 am when I was trying to leave for work. 
2. Forget my lunch in the fridge at home.
3. Burn a bag of popcorn at work, and didn't realize it until I had opened the bag. Burnt popcorn smoke enveloped me, and I spent the entire work day reeking of burnt popcorn.
4. Go to the grocery store after work for one specific item, and then realize when I was parking the car at home that I forgot to get that one specific item.
5. Try on a new pair of jeans that I scored on clearance and immediately break the zipper.  

Here's hoping that tomorrow is better!